Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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