I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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