btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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