I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE