Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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