nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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