What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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