the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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