so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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