so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
you inspire me to be a worse person
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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