Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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