Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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