Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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