I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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