i barfeds in our rink
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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