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I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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