we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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