So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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