Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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