I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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