Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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