I want to stick my p in your. b.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
