Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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