Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
be right there i have to get my cape
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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