I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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