Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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