SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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