I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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