me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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