I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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