So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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