North Korea, Best Korea!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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