He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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