I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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