stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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