why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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