We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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