How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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