No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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