You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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