i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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