you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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