Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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