It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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