She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think I sprained my soul last night
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just forgot I was standing up.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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