her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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