Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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