so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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