anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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