Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just invented taco cereal.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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