party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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