Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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