All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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