I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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