Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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