I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Pappa wants mamma naked
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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