There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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