Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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