Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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